- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

Where are you going Your house

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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