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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

The Game.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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