what is orange? an orange

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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