- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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