- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

a man is running away

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

I pooped.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

who did the strait guy marry? a woman

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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