- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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