What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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falling didnt make the difference

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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