Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

Safe sex MR

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

My kids are mistakes.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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