- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

The jets are a good team..

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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