knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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