what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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