Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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lol

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Anti Joke

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