An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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a man died

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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