What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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Poop

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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Barack Obama.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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yeah..

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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