Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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