What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

thumb_up thumb_down -3

who drinks pee? katness

thumb_up thumb_down -5

I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

wat?

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Hello penis

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

thumb_up thumb_down +8

the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

thumb_up thumb_down -2

An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops