Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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hi

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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JFK

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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