Yidi Huang lives here.

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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a man died

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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