what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Yo momma is SO black.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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