Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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