What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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