What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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