- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

pizzano is a tool.

Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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