What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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agp

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Racial Equality.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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