GONNA

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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make me a sandwich!

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lebron

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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