Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Swag.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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