Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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