Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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