What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Caitlyn.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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