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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Womens rights

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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