What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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Knock knock. Racism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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