What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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What is White over Black? Society.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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trumpy trumpy trump

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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