Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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Mark Wilson

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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Women's sports.

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BenWuzHear

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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No.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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