- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

Get in the car.

Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

Where does a homeless person live? No where

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why is your face? Because.

Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

What do old people really like? Anal sex.

I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

An Asian child flunks a test.

Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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