4 is half the number 8 is.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Jews...

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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