- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

Black people

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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