- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

Gorden Brown.

What comes after 23? 24.

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

i have two hands.

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

A Jew! Bless you.

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

What did the peanut say to the jelly

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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