The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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