- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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