Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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A man walks into a pole.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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