The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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banana

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Society.

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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