what do you call a cow? A cow

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Anti Joke

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