"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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