- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

A woman's opinion

Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

It’s dead.

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