Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a pole.

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A woman's opinion

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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