why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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hey

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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