What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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A woman's opinion

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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