What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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