What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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