- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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