Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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This sentence is false.

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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Take off your shoes.

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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women's rights.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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vaginas

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Women's rights.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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