Michael Brown

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

A women president

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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