Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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