- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

I share two rooms with my mother.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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