Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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