How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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Wade

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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