- Anti Joke

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

I am a n1gger.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.