Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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homework

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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Yes!

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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