What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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hi corey

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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